椰子树做的厕纸一般会用来印总统头像，纸张质量比较好
总统也要擦嘛 不成总统树可以成为总统纸 
我怎么也没懂
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来了来了 新的周五新的dad jokes
What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?
What did the wind turbine say to its inventor?
What did the scientist say when he popped two helium balloons?
Finally, for the chemists!
How do you study for chemistry?
Happy Friday! 最后别忘了改时间回归EST 
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What’s the easiest way to end an argument with your deaf girlfriend?
结束与聋哑女友争吵的最简单方法是什么？
Turn off the lights.
关灯。
这个是不是deaf都work吧
半夜，拿起手机玩，然而女神发来信息：做我男朋友好吗？**、我是那种人？我立马回：你TM滚，我下铺那么喜欢你你竟然这样对他！然后我直接把她号码拉黑，把手机还给了上铺。睡了！
新的周五新的dad jokes
Why did two cows get in a fight?
Because they had some beef!
Why are roosters always so afraid?
BECAUSE THEY’RE CHICKEN!
顺便联动下价值几个亿的鸡 you’re welcome 
大英博物馆获赠价值10亿英镑的中国瓷器 - #38，来自 cardn3rd
Extra Game:
你有赢嘛
What’s the redneck version of tinder?
Ancestery.com
(不用点开)
Finally, 泥潭类!
Why can’t credit cards drive?
BECAUSE THEY SWIPE!!
happy friday yall!
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太为卡主找想了这个 
所以他除了花了時間打官司之外得到了甚麼？
你这个问题非常冷，我先去开暖气