Breaking: Marriott Swoops in to Buy Hawaiian Airlines, Miles to Be Transferred to Marriott 1:1
Regulatory Approval Likely
Department of Transportation and Department of Justice staffers familiar with the matter are currently unable to officially comment.
One Department of Transportation summer intern, leaving the office on her final day before her school resumes, commented to reporters, “This is such a bonkers acquisition that it probably will be approved in a heartbeat.”
史诗级反薅？
真的不是洋葱新闻吗？看了眼日历不是April fools 
Hertz Global Holdings (NASDAQ: HTZ) mounted a bid of its own that quickly fizzled. The Hawaiian Airlines team that had flown to Hertz’s Estero, Florida headquarters to review the proposal later found that their Hertz-supplied rental cars had been marked as non-returned, reported to local authorities as suspected theft with warrants put out for their arrest. A Hertz representative who refused to provide his name and title would not comment beyond “They shoulda done the deal.”
不是说和as合并嘛？1:1有点好笑
能反过来吗 marriott一比一到hawaiian
Author’s note: if you read this far then you have enough interest in the subject to realize this is a fictional parody post. Your (and my) new Hawaiian miles are safe…or are they?
实习生上大分 
“as收购地好好的，你换marriot干嘛？”——泥潭群众
“小高带的好好的，你换卡马乔干嘛”——中国球迷
之前奥印的各位是不是突然菊花一紧
感谢改标题，太水了
转分比例太低，应该是HA 1:10 Marriott, 否则不予批准
Hertz would be a better bidder 